SatSpanks 6/28/14 – The Spanker’s Guide to the Culinary Galaxy

Saturday Spankings

Hello SatSpankers!

Another week, another round of sore bottoms in front of my blog.  I was surfing the interweb, as you do, looking for inspiration for this week’s Sparkly Spanky blog. You may not know, but my other passion is baking, so I thought this week I’d look for spanky things with a culinary flair.  My search didn’t quite take me through the galaxy, but I found some very interesting food-related sites around the world. Spanking is an international pastime it seems – and I have linked one or two sites below for your viewing pleasure.

My first stop took me across the pond to England. This site would be perfect for bride-and-groom-to-be spanky exhibitionists, who are loud and proud about their passions. For any of you considering taking the plunge, I found this wonderful UK wedding cake topper at http://www.caketopper.co.uk/

 

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On the subject of cakes – I learnt a new term at the Urban Dictionary. It seems a cake spank is defined as follows:

Cake Spank: Anal sex. Or an ass slap but only for nice smooth round delicious butts. Cake is to butt as spank is to well, erm spank. Also one of the hypest ways to you know, do it!! SEX SEX SEX.

Ummm, thanks, Urban Dictionary. Good one!

RosyBottom – This is a US based site.  They have a range of cool kitchen implements, as well as lots of naughty spanky toys to enjoy once you’ve left the dining room table.

Rosy bottom Toys

Then what better way to end a lovely meal than a cup of your finest coffee? I found this wonderful site in New Zealand called The Naked Baker.  One of their key products is an orgazmik inducing coffee – for which they have received a special spank award.

Coffee award

And for those of you who don’t want to cook – all is not lost! Sausages and Spanking is a Canadian based company, aptly situated in a town called Fannystelle, Manitoba. According to their Facebook page, they are “… a family run restaurant located in a little community of Fannystelle. We offer home made meals at great prices from soups to desserts.” And who wouldn’t raise a bottom or two for that? But only if you’ve been really, really good.

Sausages and Spankings

Some of you may be quite familiar with these sites all ready, and if so, excuse my novice fumbling. I certainly enjoyed looking around to see what I could find for you!

And now, nothing else remains but to find these week’s Satspanks saucy snippet. This is another extract from my latest, Guilty Pleasures.

The crew shuffled closer, their eyes full of a hunger Kit recognized only too well.

“Each man among you has had something taken by this girl. She’ll receive a lash for every man aboard.”

The girl’s eyes widened in fear. “Not the cat-o-nine tails!”

“No, you can thank God in his goodness. I’ll be using a birch, nothing more.”

She brought the instrument of punishment out from behind her back. “Be thankful, thief, that I’m in a merciful mood this morning. But know this, once you’ve had your punishment, we’ll be casting you out at the nearest port where you can repent your sins. No one steals from me and mine!” And with that, she held the birch high and brought it down with a loud crack!

Lash after lash kept coming; though Kit kept in control, not wanting spite to get the better of her. Her real punishment was the girl’s humiliation. As the tears came, she lessened her stroke, not wanting to hurt her more than necessary – all that mattered was that punishment was seen to be done.

Thank you for stopping by. Please take a moment to stop by the most excellent blogs of my fellow writers, all links shown below.

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SatSpanks 6/21/14 – Dodging the Wallop!

Saturday Spankings

 

Hello SatSpankers!

You may recall last week was a near miss between me and the Admin Paddle of Shame! Admin Paddle of Shame This week, to avoid a good wallop and excessive blushing on my part, Blushing I got to my keyboard early and prepared something for you all waaaaaay ahead of the deadline. I expect nothing less than a gold star (or two!) Gold star bewbs

This weeks titillating snippet is from my latest novel, Guilty Pleasures – available on Blushing Books, Amazon, and other quality vendors. Here goes:

 

“Ah, this should do the trick,” he said. John held a sheet of sheer fabric. He turned it over in his hands, examining it.

“What’s that for?”

“You’ll see.” He sat beside her on the bed and ran his tanned finger through her hair. “Or maybe you won’t. I want to blindfold you.”

“Really? Why?”

“Don’t ask me questions, Kit. Do you trust me?”

“Yes.”

“Then do as I say.”

 

Okay, I’m very naughty. I went a little over the 8 sentences, but they were itty bitty ones, so I think I’m allowed. **Hiding all the paddles just in case though!**

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I confess Guilty Pleasures is an unusual and in some ways dark story. It’s not as sexually explicit as some of my earlier work, but I felt compelled to write it all the same. In this book I was exploring the VERY fine line between fantasy and reality . The story begins when Charity is given an erotica book by a friend. She enjoys the fantasy world it represents, but the fantasy runs in sharp contrast to the real world around her.  She lives in Regency England, where flogging is used as a punishment, sometimes to the death, and often for the slightest offences. Beware, there is a heart-breaking example of just that part way into the book. One reviewer quite rightly describes it as  “the absolute antithesis of a sexy punishment….” It was meant to be so and I hope it is read in that light.

Anyways, not to get too dark and before you all break out in hives, there is a solid romance in there too, so I hope it will appeal to a wide audience.  At 76,500-words, you certainly get a lot of bang for your bucks!

Thanks for stopping by!

P J

 

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#SatSpanks – Featuring an extract from Drench the Wench (P J Perryman)

Saturday Spankings

 

OMG it’s Saturday! Really? How did that happen. There I was on my ride along, dreaming up my next naughty offering while enjoying the smell of freshly cut grass, when I received a buzz from admin. Thank you! You saved me from a thousand furies. And while my engine is running outside, I hope all you rampant readers enjoy my first ever SatSpanks thingy. Thank you for letting me play and forgive me for any silly novice cock-up, unless its the good kind! Then I want pics!

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The following excerpt is from an earlier work, Drench the Wench.  DTW is a collection of horny erotica, and this particular extract comes from the story, SpellBound. Happy Father’s Day to all you bad daddies out there!

A series of raunchy tales by P J Perryman

A series of raunchy tales by P J Perryman

 

Lavender rewarded Basil with a gentle stroke under the chin; she’d trained him well. While she pondered this question she pulled a tube of lipstick from another pocket and slowly smeared it on her top and bottom lips. Basil watched, mesmerized.

“Tricky. Without magic we risk getting caught. Still, there aren’t many tourists about and I need my slave fix.” She tapped her long purple fingernails on the side of her glass. “We shall try without.”

 

About Drench the Wench:

From elves who sneak into the faire leather shop after hours to satisfy their curiosity about human sexuality, to a dryad’s mind-blowing sex with a wizard, to the most unusual werewolf encounter you will ever read, this book is one that will make you pant and giggle naughtily in delightful turns.

The stories capture all the beauty and whimsy of the Renaissance Faire atmosphere, so fans of these events will love this book. And if you’ve never donned a bodice, hefted a broadsword or worn a chastity belt for an afternoon of medieval role-play, this is the book to put you in the mood.

WARNING: The ten stories in this book are different. They feature M/F, F/F and M/M and three-way sex, with a smattering of BDSM overtones.

Thanks for stopping by and I hope you visit all the wonderful erotica writers who are busy spanking away out there!

Spanks!

PJ Perryman

 

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Tag – You’re It! Cover Reveal #ASMSG 18+ Only Please

Tag, You’re It!

Kiss of the Marquis

Kiss of the Marquis

 

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So I have been tagged, I’m it. This is a fun game for authors because we rock. Being “IT” means that you share information about your “work in progress” also known as “WIP” The Rules 1.) Give credit (including a link) to the Author who tagged you. 2.)Play by the rules, therefore you most post the rules! 3.)You MUST answer all 10 questions (below) some are quite hard but do your best. 4.)List five other Authors with links at the end that you have “tagged” so that the game can continue.

The Link Back

I was tagged by  Mindy Levy who has a lovely daily newspaper – Laughter is Good Medicine http://paper.li/MindyLevy

Q1.) What is the title or working title of your WIP?

Kiss of the Marquis

Kiss of the Marquis

Kiss of the Marquis

Q2.) What genres does your novel fall under?

Erotic Thriller

Q3.) What actors (Dream Cast) would you choose to play the characters in a film version?

Emma Stone has to play Rosaline Kane.  I write cheeky, powerful women and whenever I see her pretty face I think yeah, she’d be perfect. Maybe one day she can be my heroine for real 🙂

The woman I write!

The woman I write!

As for the Marquis- Ewan McGregor. He’d be amazing in this role.  A subtle blend of cheeky, intelligent, little-boy-lost and man-of-action.  The Marquis is menacing, and though I’ve never seen Ewan play anything truly dark, I imagine he’d be magnificent. I also think a pairing of Ewan and Emma would have fantastic chemistry.  Fingers crossed!

My dream leading man

My dream leading man

Q4.) What is the main outline for your book?

I can’t say too much as the book is scheduled for release on Saturday. Early birds will get a sneak preview late on Friday night.

Kiss of the Marquis: Four college roomies, bored by their mundane sex lives, summon the Marquis De Sade to spice things up.  Drawn to his sinful reputation, they imagine he’ll help them learn new depths of depravity. But the Marquis has an agenda, and he’s marked one lucky student as his paramour in hell…

Q5.) Will your book be Indie published/self published, or represented by an agency and sold to a traditional publisher?

My book will be published by Blushing Books – the oldest erotic e-book publisher on the web.  I’m thrilled they love my stories and they work hard to promote new erotic writers.

Q6.) How long did it take you to write the first draft of the manuscript?

This one took about a month. Once I’m in the zone I focus entirely on the one thing till the job is done.  I work full-time in an unrelated industry and so I generally write on evenings and weekends. It’s a passion and I love to do it.

Q7.) What other books in this genre would you compare your book to?

This is a particularly hard question for me as my whimsical style is a little unusual.  Typically my work could be compared to Tom Sharpe (Wilt) meets JK Rowling (Harry Potter series) but this one stands on its own and there’s nothing to easily compare it to.  I’d love to hear feedback from readers on this, as they may be a little more objective.

Q8.) Who or what inspired you to write this book?

The novella is based on the short – “Witches Book of the Dead’ which was my contribution to Thrill of the Hunt an anthology of urban paranormal erotica, also published by Blushing Books.  My publisher liked it so much they asked me to expand the story and we are all excited as the novella will keep you titillated till the last chapter.


Q9.) What else about the book might pique readers’ attention?

I think readers will enjoy the intense sexual tension that is present throughout the entire book.  There are also moments of humor; I think it gave the story a lot more depth and variety; my characters are real and engaging, and my readers should enjoy this novella on many levels.

Q10.) Five other Indie Authors you have tagged

The following authors are all the awesome writers of Blushing Mischief – each one contributed to the anthologies A Spank In Time and Thrill of the Hunt – both available on Blushing Books and at Amazon. A Spank in Time II – The Spanks You Missed will be released soon.

Blushing Mischief

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Thrill of the Hunt

Thrill of the Hunt

Jilly Glass

Sadie Dane

A T Quinn

Naughty Authorette

A C Masterson

Thank you all for reading and I hope you love my books!

Don’t forget Drench The Wench – available at Blushing Books and Amazon

Naughty Renaissance Fair Mischief

Naughty Renaissance Fair Mischief

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