New Release: Sorrowlands by Iris Woodbury

Saucy Sadie

New release from not only a great author but a great friend!

SORROWLANDS: Flora and the Demi-Gods – Introductory Low Price!

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INTRODUCTORY WEEKEND PRICE – $2.99

Just released by Mystic Books, Sorrowlands is the tale of Flora, a dryad, wrongly accused by Hades of her husband’s murder. Condemned to death, her sentence is commuted to exile and she is sold as a concubine to one of Hades sons, Ragnold. While the God of the Underworld plots to seize Olympus, Flora steals a sacred chalice, the source of his power.  Aided only by a reluctant soldier and an over-sexed satyr, she escapes her bondage and must cross the deadly Sorrowlands to return what she has stolen.  The only question is, will she able to complete her mission in time?

Link to buy the book: Sorrowlands

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There were no plush furnishings in Maljandra’s apartment. Flora was left unguarded and unchained…

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SatSpanks 6/28/14 – The Spanker’s Guide to the Culinary Galaxy

Saturday Spankings

Hello SatSpankers!

Another week, another round of sore bottoms in front of my blog.  I was surfing the interweb, as you do, looking for inspiration for this week’s Sparkly Spanky blog. You may not know, but my other passion is baking, so I thought this week I’d look for spanky things with a culinary flair.  My search didn’t quite take me through the galaxy, but I found some very interesting food-related sites around the world. Spanking is an international pastime it seems – and I have linked one or two sites below for your viewing pleasure.

My first stop took me across the pond to England. This site would be perfect for bride-and-groom-to-be spanky exhibitionists, who are loud and proud about their passions. For any of you considering taking the plunge, I found this wonderful UK wedding cake topper at http://www.caketopper.co.uk/

 

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On the subject of cakes – I learnt a new term at the Urban Dictionary. It seems a cake spank is defined as follows:

Cake Spank: Anal sex. Or an ass slap but only for nice smooth round delicious butts. Cake is to butt as spank is to well, erm spank. Also one of the hypest ways to you know, do it!! SEX SEX SEX.

Ummm, thanks, Urban Dictionary. Good one!

RosyBottom – This is a US based site.  They have a range of cool kitchen implements, as well as lots of naughty spanky toys to enjoy once you’ve left the dining room table.

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Then what better way to end a lovely meal than a cup of your finest coffee? I found this wonderful site in New Zealand called The Naked Baker.  One of their key products is an orgazmik inducing coffee – for which they have received a special spank award.

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And for those of you who don’t want to cook – all is not lost! Sausages and Spanking is a Canadian based company, aptly situated in a town called Fannystelle, Manitoba. According to their Facebook page, they are “… a family run restaurant located in a little community of Fannystelle. We offer home made meals at great prices from soups to desserts.” And who wouldn’t raise a bottom or two for that? But only if you’ve been really, really good.

Sausages and Spankings

Some of you may be quite familiar with these sites all ready, and if so, excuse my novice fumbling. I certainly enjoyed looking around to see what I could find for you!

And now, nothing else remains but to find these week’s Satspanks saucy snippet. This is another extract from my latest, Guilty Pleasures.

The crew shuffled closer, their eyes full of a hunger Kit recognized only too well.

“Each man among you has had something taken by this girl. She’ll receive a lash for every man aboard.”

The girl’s eyes widened in fear. “Not the cat-o-nine tails!”

“No, you can thank God in his goodness. I’ll be using a birch, nothing more.”

She brought the instrument of punishment out from behind her back. “Be thankful, thief, that I’m in a merciful mood this morning. But know this, once you’ve had your punishment, we’ll be casting you out at the nearest port where you can repent your sins. No one steals from me and mine!” And with that, she held the birch high and brought it down with a loud crack!

Lash after lash kept coming; though Kit kept in control, not wanting spite to get the better of her. Her real punishment was the girl’s humiliation. As the tears came, she lessened her stroke, not wanting to hurt her more than necessary – all that mattered was that punishment was seen to be done.

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#SatSpanks – Featuring an extract from Drench the Wench (P J Perryman)

Saturday Spankings

 

OMG it’s Saturday! Really? How did that happen. There I was on my ride along, dreaming up my next naughty offering while enjoying the smell of freshly cut grass, when I received a buzz from admin. Thank you! You saved me from a thousand furies. And while my engine is running outside, I hope all you rampant readers enjoy my first ever SatSpanks thingy. Thank you for letting me play and forgive me for any silly novice cock-up, unless its the good kind! Then I want pics!

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The following excerpt is from an earlier work, Drench the Wench.  DTW is a collection of horny erotica, and this particular extract comes from the story, SpellBound. Happy Father’s Day to all you bad daddies out there!

A series of raunchy tales by P J Perryman

A series of raunchy tales by P J Perryman

 

Lavender rewarded Basil with a gentle stroke under the chin; she’d trained him well. While she pondered this question she pulled a tube of lipstick from another pocket and slowly smeared it on her top and bottom lips. Basil watched, mesmerized.

“Tricky. Without magic we risk getting caught. Still, there aren’t many tourists about and I need my slave fix.” She tapped her long purple fingernails on the side of her glass. “We shall try without.”

 

About Drench the Wench:

From elves who sneak into the faire leather shop after hours to satisfy their curiosity about human sexuality, to a dryad’s mind-blowing sex with a wizard, to the most unusual werewolf encounter you will ever read, this book is one that will make you pant and giggle naughtily in delightful turns.

The stories capture all the beauty and whimsy of the Renaissance Faire atmosphere, so fans of these events will love this book. And if you’ve never donned a bodice, hefted a broadsword or worn a chastity belt for an afternoon of medieval role-play, this is the book to put you in the mood.

WARNING: The ten stories in this book are different. They feature M/F, F/F and M/M and three-way sex, with a smattering of BDSM overtones.

Thanks for stopping by and I hope you visit all the wonderful erotica writers who are busy spanking away out there!

Spanks!

PJ Perryman

 

Read all the Saturday Spankings by clicking on the following links!

 

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Sadie is such a creative writer!

Saucy Sadie

My favorite time of the week has come again, Saturday Spanks! Before I dive into the juicy snippets from all the other lovely authors I’ll get my own out of the way.

Summary: Princess Georgianna has given up on the possibility of love. Her kingdom is starving, her people dying, and the responsibility of saving them falls on the shoulders of the young princess. Georgianna accepts the dismal future that is sure to come with her union to the cruel, yet wealthy, Prince Lisben.

But when she is seduced into an impulsive affair with the demanding Knight General Braden and it becomes more than she believed possible, she suddenly finds herself fleeing under his protection. Georgianna must rely on Braden to protect her body, but who will protect her heart?

Blurb: Princess Georgianna loves and hates her General Braden this is the beginning of their argument in Chapter 1.

“Pity…

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Rosaline and The Marquis #ASMSG AND #Nov #UrbanFantasy

Now available on Amazon

P J Perryman Books

Rosaline and the Marquis

How do I love my new cover? Let me count the ways!

Formerly titled, ‘Kiss of the Marquis’, Rosaline and the Marquis is the story of four students, who decide on impulse to steal a magic book to conjure up historical figures from the past. Keen to expand on their sexual prowess, they resurrect the Marquis deSade.

The Marquis delights in teaching them how to take their pleasures without guilt or remorse, but little do they know, the devilish fiend has a secret agenda. Rosaline captures his particular attention, and he would brand her to make her his own… to keep her in hell… for eternity…

The only thing that can save her, is the love of her family and friends.

Rosaline and the Marquisis now available on Blushing Books and has recently been  re-released on Amazon.

I hope you enjoy the freshly bound urban fantasy Rosaline and the Marquis

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Rosaline and The Marquis #ASMSG AND #Nov #UrbanFantasy

Rosaline and the Marquis

How do I love my new cover? Let me count the ways!

Formerly titled, ‘Kiss of the Marquis’, Rosaline and the Marquis is the story of four students, who decide on impulse to steal a magic book to conjure up historical figures from the past. Keen to expand on their sexual prowess, they resurrect the Marquis deSade.

The Marquis delights in teaching them how to take their pleasures without guilt or remorse, but little do they know, the devilish fiend has a secret agenda. Rosaline captures his particular attention, and he would brand her to make her his own… to keep her in hell… for eternity…

The only thing that can save her, is the love of her family and friends.

Rosaline and the Marquis is now available on Blushing Books and has recently been  re-released on Amazon.

I hope you enjoy the freshly bound urban fantasy Rosaline and the Marquis….

Sparkly AKA P J Perryman

A World of Terror – The Only Thing Not Scary is the Price: Free! #Free! Free!!! #ASMSG and #Oct #Horror

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For your scary pleasure, the spooky writers of ASMSG have  gathered around the cauldron once again, to bring you a book so terrifying, so hair-raising, that we shuddered as we wrote each line. Read this in a hallowed spot, in a place where you can scream with abandon. For you will scream. And you will feel the terror.

According to Chris Shields, ASMSG Guru and father of all things evil, the book will soon be available on Barnes & Noble, Apple iBooks, Sony, Kobo, and Diesel.  For now, you can download it on Smashwords. The only thing not scary is the price! It’s free!
Click these links for more shocking information!
My contribution to this feast of horror is titled; “The Land of Nobel.” Read us, if you dare.
Happy Halloween,
Sparkly
AKA P J Perryman

Post-Release Interview with Sadie Dane!

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Hey everyone,

Today I bring you something special!Pursued by the Knight

An interview with a great author after her spanking new release over at Blushing Books. I give you, Sadie Dane, talking about her book, Pursued by the Knight.

Currently, as of this post, Pursued by the Knight has entered the top 50 on Blushing Books Bestseller list and is at #35 so congratulations Sadie!

And now, onto the interview!

1. So this is your first solo book release for Blushing Books, what inspired this particular story? 

Pursued by the Knight began as a short story for the anthology, A Spank In Time 2; The Spanks You Missed. Once that was written and published I realized I wasn’t done with Georgianna or Braden.

2. Tell us a bit about your stars of the story, Georgianna? Lisben? Braden? 

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A Spank In Time – Blushing Mischief #asmsg AND #Oct #Erotica

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It has been quite a year for me and my writer buddies. What started as a friendly dabble into the erotica pool, has led us down some pretty interesting paths this year.  To step back a little, sometime in 2012, three writing buddies and myself decided to pull together a small erotic anthology. The founding members of the writing group were A C Masterson, Jill Glass, A T Quinn, and me, P J Perryman. It was meant to be  nothing more than a little bit of fun really, kind of an aside to the other genres we each were individually writing.  Nevertheless – the result was the works of Blushing Mischief. Our first book, Thrill of the Hunt, was delayed on the publishing floor, and the book above, A Spank In Time, though written later, became our first release.

The production of A Spank in Time saw the addition of two new members to the fold; Sadie Dane and Sara Peal.  The group remained unchanged for the publication of our third release, The Spanks You Missed.

They say the proof of the acorn is in the tree. From that small beginning, four of the group have gone on to publish full novellas and novels, and in time, I suspect, every one in the group will have done the same. Its amazing what a little project can lead to. And not one of us can say where this adventure will end. Personally, I have enjoyed the journey…so far.  Between you, me, and the goal posts, I’m still traveling…

Anyway, enough with the nostalgia; the following is an extract from A Spank In Time.  The book is currently available at Blushing Books, Amazon and Barnes and Noble. We hope to see you there!

A PARISIAN DANCE
by P J Perryman

I knew him during those hot bohemian days before the war. Pleasure was our sole pastime then, for the sound of jack
boots on the Champs Elysees had yet to pollute the air. Elegant women in bonnets
and tweed strolled through the cobbled streets by day, drinking wine in the
street cafes, idly passing the hours in the midst of gossip and scandal.

By night we floated gracefully through the ballrooms of Paris, dressed
in fine silk and satin, spinning in merry circles on highly-polished marble
floors. Night after night we waltzed while dreaming of passion and falling in
love.

One night in particular, drunk with youth and more than a little
champagne, I slipped away from the ballroom and headed for the great library,
the promise of a little quiet, and a large, comfortable chair. The music faded
as I closed the great oak door. Once it was shut, I lowered my head to its great
panels and breathed in the scent of the aged wood. A tiny giggle escaped my lips
as I thought of the young men who tried to woo me, who sought me and badgered me
for my attention. Thus far, I’d succumbed to none of them.

A familiar voice startled me out of my girlish fantasies. “Ah, Gabrielle. There I was,
thinking about you. Now, here you are.”

I turned to see Enri sitting in the very chair I sought. The owner of the house was dressed formerly in a dinner
jacket, which he wore well, having a natural ease and certain je ne sais quoi.
He smoked a cigar, which he held loosely in one hand propped on the arm of the
chair, careless of where the ash fell. I lowered my eyes and stared at the dense
weave of the patterned carpet and felt the blood rush to my cheeks which burned
hotter than any fire. I never knew why he affected me so, but my mouth was so
dry that I was unable to greet him as a well-bred lady should.

Enri studied me, and I was helpless under his gaze. “I watched you in the ballroom,”
Enri said. The edge of his mouth curled slightly — was he laughing at me? “You
have a lot of admirers.”

Thank you for reading;

Sparkly

AKA P J Perryman

Djinn’s Desire by Jill Glass – (with review by P J Perryman) #Blushing Books #Erotica

 

It is with incredible delight I get to showcase this next book, Djinn’s Desire by Jill Glass.  I have known this author for just over a year, and I have rarely met anyone so dedicated to both the written word and the support of her fellow writers.

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Djinn’s Desire was released by Blushing Books earlier today  and is the author’s first solo publication. it is the story of a Djinn (or genii), who must find the object that controls both him and his magic. If he fails he remains a slave to it forever. In traditional literature this object is a lamp, though in Glass’s story, Khalil’s power is hidden in a lost locket. The story begins when his search is over, and he finds the locket around the neck of a beautiful waitress working in a coffee shop. Through artful seduction, he recovers the lost locket, only to find he cannot live without this intriguing girl by his side. But this is just the beginning, for he is not the sole Djinn on the scene, and his enemy would secure the power of the locket for his own, malicious purposes. Inadvertently, the girl’s fears and compassions may result in Khalil’s downfall, but if you want to know why, I’m afraid you’re just going to have to buy this book.

This is a very imaginative, creative, erotic, urban fantasy. Glass delves deep into her characters’ motivations, and the result is as engaging as it is erotic. She has a strong and original voice, with an undercurrent of humor which as a reader I found irresistible. I think this book will appeal to intelligent readers looking for something above and beyond the typical shenanigans of the erotica genre. In every regard, Jill Glass does not disappoint.

The following blurb comes directly from the publishers site:

Khalil, an age old Djinn, has searched for the key to his freedom for years. He
finds it hanging round the neck of a coffee shop girl he has fancied for weeks.
For a demon, recovering such a trinket should be easy, but even Djinn can be
fools in love. He decides to let her keep it, thinking all would be well. But
when a rival Djinn comes calling, he must protect what he holds dear, or lose
both his love and his freedom forever.

Other Important links:

Link to the book: Djinn’s Desire

Link to publisher’s site: Blushing Books

Jill’s Blog –Glass Fantasies –  Fleeting and fragile

Jill Glass on Facebook – Click here

Jill Glass on Twitter – Click here

Jill Glass

Thank you for reading,

Sparkly

AKA P J Perryman