New Release: Sorrowlands by Iris Woodbury

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New release from not only a great author but a great friend!

SORROWLANDS: Flora and the Demi-Gods – Introductory Low Price!

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INTRODUCTORY WEEKEND PRICE – $2.99

Just released by Mystic Books, Sorrowlands is the tale of Flora, a dryad, wrongly accused by Hades of her husband’s murder. Condemned to death, her sentence is commuted to exile and she is sold as a concubine to one of Hades sons, Ragnold. While the God of the Underworld plots to seize Olympus, Flora steals a sacred chalice, the source of his power.  Aided only by a reluctant soldier and an over-sexed satyr, she escapes her bondage and must cross the deadly Sorrowlands to return what she has stolen.  The only question is, will she able to complete her mission in time?

Link to buy the book: Sorrowlands

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There were no plush furnishings in Maljandra’s apartment. Flora was left unguarded and unchained…

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SatSpanks 6/28/14 – The Spanker’s Guide to the Culinary Galaxy

Saturday Spankings

Hello SatSpankers!

Another week, another round of sore bottoms in front of my blog.  I was surfing the interweb, as you do, looking for inspiration for this week’s Sparkly Spanky blog. You may not know, but my other passion is baking, so I thought this week I’d look for spanky things with a culinary flair.  My search didn’t quite take me through the galaxy, but I found some very interesting food-related sites around the world. Spanking is an international pastime it seems – and I have linked one or two sites below for your viewing pleasure.

My first stop took me across the pond to England. This site would be perfect for bride-and-groom-to-be spanky exhibitionists, who are loud and proud about their passions. For any of you considering taking the plunge, I found this wonderful UK wedding cake topper at http://www.caketopper.co.uk/

 

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On the subject of cakes – I learnt a new term at the Urban Dictionary. It seems a cake spank is defined as follows:

Cake Spank: Anal sex. Or an ass slap but only for nice smooth round delicious butts. Cake is to butt as spank is to well, erm spank. Also one of the hypest ways to you know, do it!! SEX SEX SEX.

Ummm, thanks, Urban Dictionary. Good one!

RosyBottom – This is a US based site.  They have a range of cool kitchen implements, as well as lots of naughty spanky toys to enjoy once you’ve left the dining room table.

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Then what better way to end a lovely meal than a cup of your finest coffee? I found this wonderful site in New Zealand called The Naked Baker.  One of their key products is an orgazmik inducing coffee – for which they have received a special spank award.

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And for those of you who don’t want to cook – all is not lost! Sausages and Spanking is a Canadian based company, aptly situated in a town called Fannystelle, Manitoba. According to their Facebook page, they are “… a family run restaurant located in a little community of Fannystelle. We offer home made meals at great prices from soups to desserts.” And who wouldn’t raise a bottom or two for that? But only if you’ve been really, really good.

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Some of you may be quite familiar with these sites all ready, and if so, excuse my novice fumbling. I certainly enjoyed looking around to see what I could find for you!

And now, nothing else remains but to find these week’s Satspanks saucy snippet. This is another extract from my latest, Guilty Pleasures.

The crew shuffled closer, their eyes full of a hunger Kit recognized only too well.

“Each man among you has had something taken by this girl. She’ll receive a lash for every man aboard.”

The girl’s eyes widened in fear. “Not the cat-o-nine tails!”

“No, you can thank God in his goodness. I’ll be using a birch, nothing more.”

She brought the instrument of punishment out from behind her back. “Be thankful, thief, that I’m in a merciful mood this morning. But know this, once you’ve had your punishment, we’ll be casting you out at the nearest port where you can repent your sins. No one steals from me and mine!” And with that, she held the birch high and brought it down with a loud crack!

Lash after lash kept coming; though Kit kept in control, not wanting spite to get the better of her. Her real punishment was the girl’s humiliation. As the tears came, she lessened her stroke, not wanting to hurt her more than necessary – all that mattered was that punishment was seen to be done.

Thank you for stopping by. Please take a moment to stop by the most excellent blogs of my fellow writers, all links shown below.

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SatSpanks 6/21/14 – Dodging the Wallop!

Saturday Spankings

 

Hello SatSpankers!

You may recall last week was a near miss between me and the Admin Paddle of Shame! Admin Paddle of Shame This week, to avoid a good wallop and excessive blushing on my part, Blushing I got to my keyboard early and prepared something for you all waaaaaay ahead of the deadline. I expect nothing less than a gold star (or two!) Gold star bewbs

This weeks titillating snippet is from my latest novel, Guilty Pleasures – available on Blushing Books, Amazon, and other quality vendors. Here goes:

 

“Ah, this should do the trick,” he said. John held a sheet of sheer fabric. He turned it over in his hands, examining it.

“What’s that for?”

“You’ll see.” He sat beside her on the bed and ran his tanned finger through her hair. “Or maybe you won’t. I want to blindfold you.”

“Really? Why?”

“Don’t ask me questions, Kit. Do you trust me?”

“Yes.”

“Then do as I say.”

 

Okay, I’m very naughty. I went a little over the 8 sentences, but they were itty bitty ones, so I think I’m allowed. **Hiding all the paddles just in case though!**

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I confess Guilty Pleasures is an unusual and in some ways dark story. It’s not as sexually explicit as some of my earlier work, but I felt compelled to write it all the same. In this book I was exploring the VERY fine line between fantasy and reality . The story begins when Charity is given an erotica book by a friend. She enjoys the fantasy world it represents, but the fantasy runs in sharp contrast to the real world around her.  She lives in Regency England, where flogging is used as a punishment, sometimes to the death, and often for the slightest offences. Beware, there is a heart-breaking example of just that part way into the book. One reviewer quite rightly describes it as  “the absolute antithesis of a sexy punishment….” It was meant to be so and I hope it is read in that light.

Anyways, not to get too dark and before you all break out in hives, there is a solid romance in there too, so I hope it will appeal to a wide audience.  At 76,500-words, you certainly get a lot of bang for your bucks!

Thanks for stopping by!

P J

 

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#SatSpanks – Featuring an extract from Drench the Wench (P J Perryman)

Saturday Spankings

 

OMG it’s Saturday! Really? How did that happen. There I was on my ride along, dreaming up my next naughty offering while enjoying the smell of freshly cut grass, when I received a buzz from admin. Thank you! You saved me from a thousand furies. And while my engine is running outside, I hope all you rampant readers enjoy my first ever SatSpanks thingy. Thank you for letting me play and forgive me for any silly novice cock-up, unless its the good kind! Then I want pics!

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The following excerpt is from an earlier work, Drench the Wench.  DTW is a collection of horny erotica, and this particular extract comes from the story, SpellBound. Happy Father’s Day to all you bad daddies out there!

A series of raunchy tales by P J Perryman

A series of raunchy tales by P J Perryman

 

Lavender rewarded Basil with a gentle stroke under the chin; she’d trained him well. While she pondered this question she pulled a tube of lipstick from another pocket and slowly smeared it on her top and bottom lips. Basil watched, mesmerized.

“Tricky. Without magic we risk getting caught. Still, there aren’t many tourists about and I need my slave fix.” She tapped her long purple fingernails on the side of her glass. “We shall try without.”

 

About Drench the Wench:

From elves who sneak into the faire leather shop after hours to satisfy their curiosity about human sexuality, to a dryad’s mind-blowing sex with a wizard, to the most unusual werewolf encounter you will ever read, this book is one that will make you pant and giggle naughtily in delightful turns.

The stories capture all the beauty and whimsy of the Renaissance Faire atmosphere, so fans of these events will love this book. And if you’ve never donned a bodice, hefted a broadsword or worn a chastity belt for an afternoon of medieval role-play, this is the book to put you in the mood.

WARNING: The ten stories in this book are different. They feature M/F, F/F and M/M and three-way sex, with a smattering of BDSM overtones.

Thanks for stopping by and I hope you visit all the wonderful erotica writers who are busy spanking away out there!

Spanks!

PJ Perryman

 

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Guilty Pleasures – New Release from Blushing Books #asmsg

It’s always a guilty pleasure to announce the release of a new book. This one is no exception. I am therefore delighted to offer you my new regency love story, Guilty Pleasures, released today by Blushing Books. Set in the early 1800s, this sweet romance should warm your cockles and give you a warm fuzzy!

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To sum it up here’s the cover blurb for the book.

When Lady Charity Lancing comes into possession of a book censored by Regency society as indecent, it seems little more than a trivial guilty pleasure. Yet her shameful secret is discovered by an unscrupulous would-be suitor. Under the guise of compassion, Doctor Robert Paterson threatens public exposure if she doesn’t marry him. But he will never win her love.

Young Michael Bell knows full well that Lady Charity would never marry a dirt-poor gardener like himself. Determined to better his lot, he sets off to London to seek his fortune. But England is at war with Napoleon and he is press-ganged into the Royal Navy. As if the French aren’t reason enough to be fearful, Michael gains the unwanted attention of a spiteful and cruel midshipman who takes an instant dislike to him and makes his life hell.

Michael was wrong about one thing, though. Charity had a secret passion for her ambitious young gardener, and when he mysteriously disappears she is left heartbroken. Charity fears Michael may be dead but ensures he lives on in her passionate fantasies. Unless Michael can somehow escape both the French and the English, the woman of his dreams will be forced to marry the man she despises.

I hope you love this as much as my other stories! Feel free to leave comments on how you liked it.  A review on the site you purchased from is also always appreciated! (Starving writer, helps sales, yada yada.)

You can currently buy Guilty Pleasures directly from Blushing Books and on Amazon, and it will soon be available on other quality e-book sites. Here are the current links:

Guilty Pleasures – Blushing Books

Guilty Pleasures – Amazon

Guilty Pleasures – Barnes and Noble

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Smooches, and happy reading, PJ!

 

Saturday Spanks

Sadie is such a creative writer!

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My favorite time of the week has come again, Saturday Spanks! Before I dive into the juicy snippets from all the other lovely authors I’ll get my own out of the way.

Summary: Princess Georgianna has given up on the possibility of love. Her kingdom is starving, her people dying, and the responsibility of saving them falls on the shoulders of the young princess. Georgianna accepts the dismal future that is sure to come with her union to the cruel, yet wealthy, Prince Lisben.

But when she is seduced into an impulsive affair with the demanding Knight General Braden and it becomes more than she believed possible, she suddenly finds herself fleeing under his protection. Georgianna must rely on Braden to protect her body, but who will protect her heart?

Blurb: Princess Georgianna loves and hates her General Braden this is the beginning of their argument in Chapter 1.

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Rosaline and The Marquis #ASMSG AND #Nov #UrbanFantasy

Now available on Amazon

P J Perryman Books

Rosaline and the Marquis

How do I love my new cover? Let me count the ways!

Formerly titled, ‘Kiss of the Marquis’, Rosaline and the Marquis is the story of four students, who decide on impulse to steal a magic book to conjure up historical figures from the past. Keen to expand on their sexual prowess, they resurrect the Marquis deSade.

The Marquis delights in teaching them how to take their pleasures without guilt or remorse, but little do they know, the devilish fiend has a secret agenda. Rosaline captures his particular attention, and he would brand her to make her his own… to keep her in hell… for eternity…

The only thing that can save her, is the love of her family and friends.

Rosaline and the Marquisis now available on Blushing Books and has recently been  re-released on Amazon.

I hope you enjoy the freshly bound urban fantasy Rosaline and the Marquis

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Rosaline and The Marquis #ASMSG AND #Nov #UrbanFantasy

Rosaline and the Marquis

How do I love my new cover? Let me count the ways!

Formerly titled, ‘Kiss of the Marquis’, Rosaline and the Marquis is the story of four students, who decide on impulse to steal a magic book to conjure up historical figures from the past. Keen to expand on their sexual prowess, they resurrect the Marquis deSade.

The Marquis delights in teaching them how to take their pleasures without guilt or remorse, but little do they know, the devilish fiend has a secret agenda. Rosaline captures his particular attention, and he would brand her to make her his own… to keep her in hell… for eternity…

The only thing that can save her, is the love of her family and friends.

Rosaline and the Marquis is now available on Blushing Books and has recently been  re-released on Amazon.

I hope you enjoy the freshly bound urban fantasy Rosaline and the Marquis….

Sparkly AKA P J Perryman

A World of Terror – The Only Thing Not Scary is the Price: Free! #Free! Free!!! #ASMSG and #Oct #Horror

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For your scary pleasure, the spooky writers of ASMSG have  gathered around the cauldron once again, to bring you a book so terrifying, so hair-raising, that we shuddered as we wrote each line. Read this in a hallowed spot, in a place where you can scream with abandon. For you will scream. And you will feel the terror.

According to Chris Shields, ASMSG Guru and father of all things evil, the book will soon be available on Barnes & Noble, Apple iBooks, Sony, Kobo, and Diesel.  For now, you can download it on Smashwords. The only thing not scary is the price! It’s free!
Click these links for more shocking information!
My contribution to this feast of horror is titled; “The Land of Nobel.” Read us, if you dare.
Happy Halloween,
Sparkly
AKA P J Perryman

Post-Release Interview with Sadie Dane!

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Hey everyone,

Today I bring you something special!Pursued by the Knight

An interview with a great author after her spanking new release over at Blushing Books. I give you, Sadie Dane, talking about her book, Pursued by the Knight.

Currently, as of this post, Pursued by the Knight has entered the top 50 on Blushing Books Bestseller list and is at #35 so congratulations Sadie!

And now, onto the interview!

1. So this is your first solo book release for Blushing Books, what inspired this particular story? 

Pursued by the Knight began as a short story for the anthology, A Spank In Time 2; The Spanks You Missed. Once that was written and published I realized I wasn’t done with Georgianna or Braden.

2. Tell us a bit about your stars of the story, Georgianna? Lisben? Braden? 

Georgianna begins the story as a quintessential princess. I love her transformation, learning her strengths and…

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